In My Perfect Life

I would be doing this on my day off:

But instead, I am doing this:

Yes. That is my arm in the back of my toilet. My job in the whole "Project Remodel The Bathroom So Hopefully Our House Will Appraise For Enough For a Down Payment on a Grossly Overpriced Cottage in California" was to figure out how to get all of the standing water out of the toilet. Mission accomplished. The toilet is now in a spot of honor on our driveway.

I'm sure my neighbors are thrilled.

I know I am.

At least it isn't snowing.