Me to the nine-year-old daughter who was a bit out of sorts:
"Why don't you get a few of your stuffed animals and cuddle up on Mommy and Daddy's bed and put in a movie?"
Her response"
"Okay, Mommy!"
and this...
It appears that some defining of terms is in order. I think we'll start with the difference between "a few" and "a plethora."
I guess Daddy is sleeping on the couch tonight.